The 3 funnies

1. Whilst eating chocolate cake a little boy (8 ish) stood behind ben and stared and stared- ben proceeded to say very loud yum yum yum.
2. Nutter taxi driver on the way to auckland airport. Went through reds, went the wrong way, lots, and kept reversing the wrong way daown roads whilst singing to herself and rambling on.

3. and the best..
whilst in a bar and having a pint a man (relatively pissed) came up behind ben and put his hands on our shoulders and said "alright ladies can I sit here?", I thought he was taking the piss but he really thought that Ben was a girl from behind- and I keep telling him to get his hair cut.
In Sydney- flew first class?????? dunno why!